Are Santa Claus and Google the same thing?

After nearly 60 years of a wavering belief in Santa Claus, I have come to a major aha! Santa Claus is actually Google.
Think about it:
Google knows when you're sleeping.
Google knows when you're awake.
Google knows if you're bad.
Google knows when your good.
Google has lists, and she checks them twice.
Google knows who's naughty.
Google knows who's nice.
And Google reads all your letters!
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Что-то в этом определенно есть!